Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
“Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It’s like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems”

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