Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable…. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow. Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.