Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑" Related funny posts 😂 I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. The person who invented butter really understood humans. A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).