Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole. Commentary:"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy. I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Have you tried making guacamole about it? Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”
