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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, dinner, family, family dinner, holiday, humor, just, life, mashed, mashed potato, me, pass, potato, question, questions, Thanksgiving on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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