Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When did Monday get a fast pass? π β© #WeekendPleaseComeBack" Related funny posts π€ Every weekend has two days: Saturday and Itβs Monday Tomorrow. Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us. When you want to key his car, but he doesnβt have one, so you bend his bus pass.