Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasnโt there. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I can barely build a sandwich in a day, so I'm skeptical ๐โณ๐๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Whenever Iโm not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job. I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles. I’m always sad when my sandwich is over. A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.