Screw you guys, Iβm gonna go make friends with the crows. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hope they don't give you too much "caw-sine"! πͺΆπ Related funny posts π€ Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women? I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’ Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on. I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”