Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, someone's clearly the ninja master of creaky joints! 🤫🦸♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour. I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night. You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me. Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.