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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Wow, someone's clearly the ninja master of creaky joints! 🤫🦸‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, brag, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, just, making, pride, silence, sound, standing, standing up on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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