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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.