Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you? Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Too bad I left my ceremonial robes at the dry cleaners this week! š š®šÆļø Related funny posts š¤ I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it. My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. I heard you like bad boys. Well, Iām bad. At everything. I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.