Funny usefulness quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, be the zesty bad example! 🍋😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

  Commentary:
  🌙✨ "Who knew the moon was the real MVP with that night shift hustle?! 🌚 Sorry sun, but the moon's got us covered when it comes to lighting up the night sky in style! 😎 #TeamMoon" 🌟🌝

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs milk teeth when you could have adult teeth to match your adulting skills! 🦷💁‍♂️ Time to level up in the tooth game, kids! 😉 #AdultingIsHard"

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