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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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