Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"
Funny missionary quotes
My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone thought they were signing up for a trip to Africa, but ended up at Sunday service instead! 😇🌍 #MissionaryMisadventures"
The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.
Commentary:
Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation
Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.
Commentary:
Sounds like a divine intervention for my driving record! 🚗😂🙏