Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.” Funny Quotes May 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMoms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children. When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk. My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong. Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
