Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
  • He who laughs last didn’t get it.
  • If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.
  • One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.
  • Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.