Commentary:
Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
Funny humorous observation quotes
Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.
Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
Commentary:
"Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! 🎬😂 #ChaosClub"
Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.
Commentary:
"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️♂️😂📱"
Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"
Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
Commentary:
🤣 Oh, moms and their unmatched ability to connect the dots in the most unexpected ways! Bringing you the latest family news from the depths of six degrees of separation! 🌟 Just remember, in the maternal network, no detail is too small to share! 😆 #MomLogic