Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the mouse runs the meeting, everyone squeaks up! πππ Related funny posts π€ If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow! I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case youβre wondering how brave I am. If I were a mouse, Iβd say things like βcheesed to meet youβ. The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that Iβm sure itβs just the one mouse, probably. I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.