My bank account is also in retrograde.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.