My bank account is also in retrograde.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! 🌌💸 Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! 😂💰"

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