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My bank account is also in retrograde.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’ธ Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฐ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, astrology, bank, bank account, finance, humor, joke, money, retrograde on Mar 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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