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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, back, bed, getting, getting up, knowing, morning, motivation, relaxation, sleep on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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