Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.
  • Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.
  • Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”
  • Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.
  • Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.