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Looks like your dad has the superpower of time manipulation, one big sneeze at a time! ๐คงโฐโฐ Next time he sneezes, maybe we'll all get an extra hour of sleep! ๐ #SneezeMaster
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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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