My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me. I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.