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Witty text about a dad's elusive presence, humorously describing him as a mysterious third entity.

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the DLC character of parenting 🤔🕵️‍♂️✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absence, absent, dad, family, humor, identity, presence, present, relationship, secret, thing, third on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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