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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

51 shares on Slack this month:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

57 shares on Threads this month:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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Trending via Discord:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Seen just now on Discord:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Just landed via Threads:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Just shared via TikTok:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Making waves on Messenger:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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