My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
