Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
  • The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.
  • May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
  • Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.