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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Making waves on Twitch:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Making waves on Slack:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Trending via Telegram:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Going viral on Twitch:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Trending via Slack:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

3 months ago

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Ah, the classic quest for hidden depths in a sea of nothingness! 😅 Sometimes, the best pastime is turning life's little emptinesses into grand mysteries. Who knew(just a little), that finding meaning in nothing could be your favorite hobby? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Everything's more interesting when you're searching for gold in a sandbox—except, of course, when you realize there’s just more sand. 🏖️😉

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Alexa, mute my children.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Just landed via Discord:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Just landed via TikTok:

If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

Breaking via Reddit:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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