My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️ Related funny posts 🤝 Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny. My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan. If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level. The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?