My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
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"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"

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