My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison. Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas. I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them. I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.