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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Trending via Pinterest:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Making waves on Threads:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Going viral on Telegram:

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Live now on TikTok:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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100 shares on YouTube this month:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

48 shares on X this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

39 shares on X this month:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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Breaking via Reddit:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Trending via YouTube:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Trending via TikTok:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Trending via Discord:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Trending via Facebook:

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Making waves on Twitch:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

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