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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.