13 funny pajamas quotes - Wordgag

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

May 27, 2026

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

May 26, 2026

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

May 26, 2026

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

May 26, 2026

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

May 25, 2026

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

May 24, 2026

When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

May 21, 2026

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

May 20, 2026

I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

May 19, 2026

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

May 19, 2026

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Apr 1, 2026

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Mar 31, 2026

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Mar 30, 2026