Commentary:
God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"
Funny pockets quotes
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.
Commentary:
Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
Commentary:
"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.
Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.
Commentary:
"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"
Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.
Commentary:
"When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘♂️"
I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
Commentary:
"Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"
A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.
Commentary:
"Ah, the bathrobe – the master of disguise, the sultan of comfort, and the enabler of sneaky snacking 🤫🛀🍪. It's the perfect way to pretend you're dressed while actually flaunting your true laziness levels! 😄 #NakedButNotReally #FashionDeception"
Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
Commentary:
"I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"
Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?
Commentary:
"Who needs designer bags when you can store all your grudges in your pockets? 🤷♀️👜 Don't mess with a woman and her pocketful of grievances! 💁♀️💼 #GrudgeStorage #PocketPower"