My plan is to die young as late as possible. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴" Related funny posts 😂 Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.