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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!