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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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โ€œWhat do your tattoos mean?โ€ They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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How many filters does it take before itโ€™s technically a painting?

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