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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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"Forever young, but not a minute early! 🕒😎👴"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, death, die, humor, humor statement, late, life, longevity, philosophy, plan, statement, wit, young on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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