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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

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Maximizing rent value by turning ‘homebody’ into an Olympic sport!

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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