My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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“Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it’s on a roll! ♿️😂”

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