New year update: losing everything but weight. Commentary:"New year update: I may have lost everything, but hey, at least the weight is finally gone! 😅💪 Who needs material possessions when you can rock a brand new figure, right? #Priorities #NewYearNewMe" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only thing I gained this year is weight. Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me. Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL! Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.