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“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.