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  • At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.
  • Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
  • Tested positive for needing a kiss.
  • My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.
  • The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
  • If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.