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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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Butterflies beware: I'm armed with tequila and ready to turn awkward flutters into dance battles! πŸ¦‹πŸΉπŸ’ƒπŸ˜‚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, bottle, butterfly, chugging, coping, coping mechanism, drinking, feel, humor, i, mechanism, nervousness, next, tequila, time on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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