No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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“Skipping the crypto train for now 🚂💰 because let’s face it, mastering the art of handling dollars is challenging enough as it is! 💸😅 #Priorities”

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