No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Skipping the crypto train for now ππ° because let's face it, mastering the art of handling dollars is challenging enough as it is! πΈπ #Priorities" Related Funny Posts π€ Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. You canβt spell crypto without “cry”. Iβm currently on a really effective diet called βI only have twenty dollars until paydayβ. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess weβre even.