No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.