Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.
- I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.
- Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”
- I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
- The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
