No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Commentary:
“Whether you’re feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life’s fry-ses!”

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  • Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don’t turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣”

  • Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the iconic lighthouse life! 🏠🤪 Who needs neighbors when you can have seagulls and solitude instead? 🌊 Just make sure you stock up on enough tea and books to keep your sanity afloat! ☕📚”

  • I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

    Commentary:
    Well, who wouldn’t scream if they were suddenly plucked from their cozy nest and expected to lay an egg every day? 🐔🥚 Maybe they’re just trying to get their morning squawk-ee in! 🤪 #ChickensBeforeCoffee

  • Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a boring old mug when you can feel like a secret agent with your coffee flask? 🕵️‍♂️ Just imagine the envy of your coworkers as they gaze upon your sleek accessory. 🤩 Channel your inner James Bond and sip your way to productivity! ☕️💼 #coffeeupgrade”

  • The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine the look on their face when they thought, ‘Hmm, this steak could use a little extra oomph… Oh, hello there, Mr. Bone Marrow!’ 🐄🤔💡 #RandomFoodDiscovery #BoneAppetit”

  • Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

    Commentary:
    “I agree! It would be entertaining to hear our iPhones pleading, ‘Please, plug me in! I promise to be a good device and not freeze on you again!’ 📱😂 #LowBatteryDrama”