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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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I'm just here to dazzle you with my eyes while I casually mention that I can recite the entire periodic table backwards. πŸ€“πŸ‘€πŸ”

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkwardness, eye, eyes, humor, just, no rizz, pretty, pretty eye, rizz, say, self-deprecating, thing, things, unsettling, unsettling thing on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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