No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨" Related funny posts 🤝 Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test. You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.” Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday. Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.