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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing…

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing…

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🤷‍♂️ "Nobody's face has seen more shock than a husband realizing his wife's plans have turned into a sequel! 🤯 Who knew life with a spouse could be a series of surprises? 😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ever, hearing, humor, husband, marriage, nobody, plans, relationship, second, surprise, time, wife on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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