Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate. I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.