Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.
  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
  • Diabetes was the God of sugar.
  • Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.