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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, child, child behavior, cold-blooded, feel, honesty, humor, just, nobody, observation, saying, toddler on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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