Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel. Commentary:Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! ๐ผ๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler? A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day. Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler. Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!