Nobody knows my next move. Not even me. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Plot twist: I've mastered the art of surprising myself on a daily basis! 🤔🤷♂️🔮 Related funny posts 🤝 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them. I decided to be me and now we have a problem. I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity. I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.