None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.