None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

For Halloween, I will be okay.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

11 shares on Threads this month:

“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.