Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! ππ± Related funny posts π€ Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me. Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough. The place where you pour in the gas is the carβs gasshole. Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.” Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes theyβve stopped making.