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Funny teleport quotes

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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