Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
  • If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.