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  • Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.
  • It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.
  • Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.
  • Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
  • Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
  • Ugh, but profoundly.