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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Body by sandwich.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.