Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight. Commentary:"Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store. I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate. Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?