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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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