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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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