💾 Save Image Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real. Feb 11, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants. I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me. If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: catch, existence, humor, illusion, joke, me, notice, public, real, self-awareness
