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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.