Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you gained some infernal project management skills! π₯π π·ββοΈ Related funny posts π That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea. The only thing I gained so far this year is weight. I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material. Sorry Iβm late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.