“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least AI won't hog the bathroom at work! 🚽🤖💼 Related funny posts 🤝 “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers. The reward for doing really good work is more work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom. The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.